![]() The more you learn about the magic and the curse, the more confusing and insane the movie gets. That’s pretty a convoluted way to get snakes on a train: Right? They could have literally just had some shady guy try to smuggle snakes and they get loose. Alma’s curse causes her to barf up snakes that quickly grow to python size but they need to somehow be put back inside her to cure the curse. Wait, curse? Yes, apparently in this universe, Mexico is a land full of magic and Alma’s family set her up with a rich man but she ran away with Brujo, who is a medicine man. ![]() ![]() Who’s the main character then? We have Mexican couple Alma and Brujo, who are trying to get to Los Angeles to meet Brujo’s uncle, who is able to lift the Mayan curse placed on Alma. ![]() Trust me, it definitely could have used a B or C level celebrity to ham it up and liven things up. Everyone in this movie is a completely mediocre, unknown actor. Which affordable celebrity did they rope into this mess? I don’t want to alarm anyone, but none. The Asylum seized the opportunity and released the movie we’re taking a look at today, Snakes on a Train, three days before that movie came out and bringing the serpent action to the ground and throwing magic into the mix. Heading into the summer of 2006, there was only one movie on everyone’s mind, Snakes on a Plane.
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